Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago , another is from Tennessee , and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.
This joke may contain profanity. I was walking through Tennessee. I was walking through Tennessee, and I came upon a cabin. There was a man sitting on the porch with a big bottle in front of him. He called over to me, "Hey boy, get over here. Why don't you tak Hey girl are you from Tennessee?
What did Tennessee? The same thing Arkansas. Because you look like your parents are related. Bubba turns to Jim Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College, and sign up for some classes. When I was young man I met a girl in Tennessee turned out she was a moonshiners daughter. That was a long time ago.. But I love her still. There was a multiple choice history quiz about the states of America.
I went through those questions and I got to question Ten is C. A feller from Arkansas went to Tennessee. While he was there he met a girl and they fell in love. Eventually they got married and went on their honeymoon. They are about to do the deed when she tells him she is a virgin, that she has saved herself for him. He gets flustered and doesn't know what to do, so he gets up and goes back home to Alabama beat Florida State, their coach quit. Alabama beat Arkansas, they fired their coach.
Alabama beat Tennessee, they fired their coach. Alabama beat Mississippi State, their coach quit. Donald Trump and Steve Bannon said they wanted Bama.
They lost. You don't want Bama. No offense to rednecks everywhere else They approach it and are amazed by the size of it. The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't Q: Why are there so many unsolved murders in Tennessee?
A: There's nothing worth craping on! Q: Where can egg whites and honey go nutty? A: Chatta-nougat. What's the difference between a University of Memphis sorority sister and a scarecrow? One lives in a field and is stuffed with hay. The other frightens birds and small animals. Q: How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Tennessee? A: If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush. Q: Why did O. Simpson want to move to Tennessee?
A: Everyone has the same DNA. Q: How does a man from Tennessee hold up his pants? A: With a bible belt. Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Tennessee? A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin. Q: What's the most popular pick up line in Tennessee? A: Nice tooth!
Q: Why is their no rapes in Tennessee? A: Boss! I'm not saying Memphis basketball players are dumb, but the coach is dressing six players for this Saturdays game. The rest will dress themselves. A: Two Tigers fans drowned last year. Q: Why did the Tennessee regents decide to cover Neyland Stadium in cardboard? A: Because the Volunteers always look better on paper.
Q: What happens when blondes move from Kentucky to Tennessee? A: Both states become smarter! Q: Why aren't Austin Peay State cheerleaders allowed to do the splits? A: They stick to the ground. Q: Why do all the trees in Alabama lean north? A: Go Home. Q: Why do Memphis Tigers basketball players use body heat activated deodorant?
A: Because it's the closet they will come to getting a "Degree". Q: Why do Middle Tennessee State students have such beautiful noses? A: They're hand picked. Q: Why did Tennessee disband its water polo team? A: All the horses drowned. Q: What's the difference between a Middle Tennessee State diploma and toilet paper? Q: What does it say on the back of every Middle Tennessee State diploma?
A: Will Work For Food. Q: Why did the Remington College grad cross the road? A: Better question why is he out of jail? Q: How does a dumb blonde get into college? A: She applies to Middle Tennessee State. Q: Why did the Volunteers change their uniforms to Orange? A: So they can play the game, direct traffic, and pick up trash without changing. Q: What's the one thing that keeps Memphis Tigers basketball players from graduating?
A: Going to Class. Q: Why did the Volunteers football team cross the road? Meghan Kraft. Meghan Kraft loves to travel the world, but she makes her home right here in Nashville, Tennessee. She holds a degree in English, and has worked in the digital marketing realm with companies such as Apartments. Enter your e-mail address for things to do, restaurants to try and much more! I live in Nashville.
Weather is nice here in the Nashville area this weekend. A little chilly though so must be a My son is playing hockey for the youth Nashville team. There was a multiple choice history quiz about the states of America. I went through those questions and I got to question Ten is C.
I received information today that Robert passed away in San Diego in August.
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